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[moshennik]

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[moshennik]

[ For a moment, they just stayed that way, tangled up in each other, breathless. But then it was back to reality because, yeah, they were in a public bathroom. People might see. And that was more of an adventure than she was ready for that day.

He helped with her underwear and she moved to straighten out her skirt and top before yanking her jacket down off the side of the stall. He kissed her nose and she stuck her tongue out at him.]

Oh no, you were the one who started this. It wasn't me.

[vexy]

Moi?

[ He pressed a hand to his chest, eyes wide, as if he was scandalized by her accusation. ]

I am at the mercy of your endless sexual appetites!

[ Then he burst out laughing.

Oh, Vex. ]

[moshennik]

And I'm a fae who pees rainbows-- [ she snorts, her own lips curving with amusement before she tilts her head towards the door.]

Are you going to be a good look out or am I going to sacrifice my dignity?

wanna wrap this one up? <3

[vexy]

Never! Your dignity is safe with me, darling.

[ Which is why he screwed you in the gent's toilets.

He moved her cute little bum out of the way, followed by a pinch to it, then peeked over the stall to see if the place was empty. When it was, they were free to wash up and finally go shopping! ]

yes!

[moshennik]

[ Cue another snort before she goes to follow him and yes, fill up her closet with more clothes. MORE CLOTHES.]

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[vexy]

u kno ur like my own personal cheerleader, yeah? i spot a crumpet on the network & there u r chatting me up 2 them already

if i knew being friends w/ u was gonna be so fab, i would've done it ages ago ;-)

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[moshennik]

i think i'm supposed to be saying... you're welcome?

[vexy]

ur bloody rite u r, my saucy lil minx

[moshennik]

well you are.

and this one seems sweet. be nice to him.

[vexy]

the last bloke u told me 2 be nice 2 was that aussie wanker

u kno the other 1 u chatted up was dorian gray, rite? from the bloody book? i didnt see that til after he chatted me up @ magnus' bday

[moshennik]

dorian gray is from a book? [ remember who you're talking to vex.]

i'm taking this one shopping. with my own money.

[vexy]

r u having a laugh??? or issit just b/c there's no sexy pirate bloke on the cover that u didnt read it? bloody classic, that is

sweetheart if ur gonna dress up that honeypot, bust out my card. i wanna see what magic u can work on his body

[moshennik]

shut up. i read other books. i've never read that one.

only if you don't make him feel like a honeypot, bucko. you're a good guy. you'll treat him right, i know you will.

[vexy]

wot

did u chat him up & discover he likes 2 be treated like a gentleman or sumthing?

[moshennik]

he's into musicals, and thus he's a gentle soul.

[vexy]

i'm also in2 musicals & u also called me a gentle soul

but i also like 2 get buggered hard 'n filthy sooooo?

[moshennik]

you also don't look like a baby

[vexy]

he looks like a baby???? were we looking at the same bloke??

[moshennik]

maxxie?

[vexy]

yeah same bloke

if he looks like a baby then mark must look like a ruddy fetus 2 u

[moshennik]

...what? they look the same age, almost. [ maxxie looks younger than mark to her.]

[vexy]

i think mark's got more babyfat in his cheeks, yeah? maxxie looks more svelte

i like that word, ppl don't use it much anymore ... svelte

sounds like a mix of suede and velvet

[moshennik]

it sounds like sex.

[vexy]

yeah if u have sex in suede & velvet

not a bad idea, actually

[moshennik]

like you haven't already