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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

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*Russians do it better.

Comments

[sofar]

You wanna come on over sometime and show me how not into boring you are?

[moshennik]

You don't beat around the bush, do you pal-o-mine? What if I was interested?

[sofar]

Beating around the bush just takes of time. In a land where you can wind up dead or jailed the next day.

Figured direct and forward as the best approach. Am I close or way off?

[moshennik]

It's kind of nice. Only my friends are that direct.

[sofar]

So, I'm on the right track then huh?

[moshennik]

For now.

[sofar]

For now? That's pretty damn ominous. Should I be worried?

[moshennik]

You can't con a con artist so... I might change my mind.

[sofar]

Don't I know it, sweetheart.

To answer that earlier question. If you were interested. Well, we'd have ourselves a very fine time. I'll let you wear my hat.

[moshennik]

Ummmm... why didn't you start with the hat?

[sofar]

Longer I'm here the more I'm starting to realize my hat is a pretty big selling point.

You could wear my hat all day. If ya want I can take the bullets outta my girls and let you have a go. Just don't drop them. They're delicate ladies.

[moshennik]

Your guns...? Are girls. Of course they are.

EXCUSE YOU KENZI. his ladies are the best.

[sofar]

Why wouldn't they be? They're more powerful than anything a man can handle. That's a lady through and through.

CLICHE JOSHIE BOY

[moshennik]

I guess that's a pretty good answer, as far as cheesy guns are female metaphors go.

YOU HATE EMOTES OF PIZZAS KENZI

[sofar]

They're beautiful. They're definitely ladies.

If you ain't interested in seeing them I can keep them in the holsters.

PIZZA IS LIFE.

[moshennik]

I'd rather play with the hat.

[sofar]

Feel free then, darlin. I'd let you have full reign over my hat for as long as you like.

[moshennik]

When and where, cowboy?

[ This is going to be dime-store romance novel awesome, she's decided.]

[sofar]

Anytime you want, darlin. My door is always open for that pretty face. Just come knocking. I'll be here.

[ He doesn't have a job which means that sitting around doing nothing works for him. ]

[moshennik]

I hope you know I'm going to use, like, every cowboy pun under the sun...

[sofar]

I look forward to your use of cowboy puns, sweetheart. I bet they'll be damn colorful.

[moshennik]

Something like that...

[sofar]

Gimme a sample. Gotta know what I'm getting into for puns.

[moshennik]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[sofar]

Well, it's a good thing you'll be wearing the hat while you're riding. You'll fit right in.