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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

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*Russians do it better.

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YOU HATE EMOTES OF PIZZAS KENZI

[sofar]

They're beautiful. They're definitely ladies.

If you ain't interested in seeing them I can keep them in the holsters.

PIZZA IS LIFE.

[moshennik]

I'd rather play with the hat.

[sofar]

Feel free then, darlin. I'd let you have full reign over my hat for as long as you like.

[moshennik]

When and where, cowboy?

[ This is going to be dime-store romance novel awesome, she's decided.]

[sofar]

Anytime you want, darlin. My door is always open for that pretty face. Just come knocking. I'll be here.

[ He doesn't have a job which means that sitting around doing nothing works for him. ]

[moshennik]

I hope you know I'm going to use, like, every cowboy pun under the sun...

[sofar]

I look forward to your use of cowboy puns, sweetheart. I bet they'll be damn colorful.

[moshennik]

Something like that...

[sofar]

Gimme a sample. Gotta know what I'm getting into for puns.

[moshennik]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[sofar]

Well, it's a good thing you'll be wearing the hat while you're riding. You'll fit right in.

[moshennik]

[ She laughs, loudly, at that. Except, she's totally into it. ]

So will you. 😉

[sofar]

Goddamn, girl, pretty sure I'm in love.

[moshennik]

Wait till you see me in the hat.

[sofar]

Just the hat?

[moshennik]

I figured that was the idea. Just the hat and my heaving bosom.

[ YES. Time to fufill her Randy the Cowboy romance novel experience.]

[sofar]

[ Tell him all about these romance novels. ]

It'll be heaving alright. For all sorts of reasons.

[moshennik]

Prove it, Mr. I've Got a Great Hat

[ MAN SEMI-SEXTING IS AWESOME AND SHE IS GOOD AT IT.]

[sofar]

[ He doesn't even know what sexting is. Or semi-sexting. ]

What's say you hop on my face with the hat and give it a whirl?


[ But he does know how to talk. ]

[moshennik]

[ She actually says 'gross' out loud before she realizes... no, not gross.]

Where do you live?

how dare you kenzi

[sofar]

[ He's learned how to send his address on this thing. It took some time, but he figured it out. ]

I'm on the right track now huh?

she's immature.

[moshennik]

Getting warmer.

Busy now?

[sofar]

Not a thing to occupy my time, darlin. I'm all yours.

[moshennik]

I'll be there lickity split.

[ And she'll show up about ten minutes later, just as promised. She's only mad that she didn't have some kind of western themed outfit here for this booty call.

Knock-knock? ]

[sofar]

[ When he opens the door he's in a henley and jeans. His hat is sitting on the coffee table in the living room. He's not sure what he's expecting, but it's not that. He looks a little slack jawed at her outfit. Eyes starting from her legs and traveling up higher and higher. ]

Holy shit. [ She didn't need western theme to impress him. He lives western theme. This shit impresses him. ] Goddamn that's some skirt. Lord help me.