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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

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*Russians do it better.

Comments

[dishonests]

I reckon you get many solicitations for pizza dinners.

[ it's genius, really. ]

What be your favorite thing to put atop pizza? The possibilities are myriad, as I've come to learn.

[moshennik]

It's been known to happen. :)

Anything but green peppers. They have no business being on a pizza.

[dishonests]

A woman with adventurous tastes. ;)

What other foods do you enjoy, besides pizza?

[moshennik]

Burgers, fries, any junk food that I can get my hands on. I mean don't get me wrong, I have a sophisticated palate, I like lobster and steak and quiche but I can also eat a gas station hot dog and be happy.

[dishonests]

Versatile, as well. Be there aught that you dislike, other than green peppers on pizza?

I wish to know what to avoid should I entreat you to join me for dinner.

[moshennik]

[ oh ho, cue a selfish satisfied smile.]

Well... I'm not a vegan. Or one of those gluten or sugar or carb free people, I like my food real.

[ basically she's a food dumpster, cap.]

Oh... no monkey brains or any kind of liver. Ex-may on the eating weird organs-ay.

[dishonests]

[ it's just as well that she's none of those things, since they kind of go over cassidy's head. food dumpster is more his style. ]

No? The brain be the best part of the monkey, by far.

[ is he kidding? who knows. ( he's kidding. ) ]

[moshennik]

i feel like you've might have actually had monkey brains... as a pirate.

[dishonests]

It ain't bad once it's cooked and salted, assuming there be salt to spare. One of the better animal brains, if you ask me.

I've not found one establishment here what serves it, and more's the pity.

[moshennik]

I'm both disgusted and impressed.

[dishonests]

More the latter than the former, I pray.

[moshennik]

I'm not disgusted with you but for you.

[dishonests]

If the worst thing I'd ever ate was a monkey's brain, I should be glad for it.

[ and that one's the truth. ]

[moshennik]

Preach it, brotha.

So are you going to ask me out? Or should I ask you?

[dishonests]

If you asked me, how would you do it?

[moshennik]

Probably as ridiculously as possible so you'd find me adorable:

Hey hotstuff, want to go out on a date with me and nibble on some grub?

[dishonests]

[ hotstuff. that's a first. he didn't think it was possible to find her any more adorable than he already did, and yet. ]

Now that'd be an offer I couldn't refuse.

[ he thinks for a moment, and then writes, ]

There be a restaurant on the ocean what serves some of the typical fare you described. Burgers and fries and belike. Add to this, they serve a variety of fine drinks.

Would such a place suit you?

[moshennik]

Honey, you had me at fare.

[dishonests]

We could meet there this evening, did you not have any prior engagements.

[moshennik]

I could definitely be free.

[dishonests]

In that case, shall I see you there?

[moshennik]

I'll definitely be there.

[dishonests]

I'll be seeing you then, Miss Kenzi.



( ooc: do you want to action? c: )

[moshennik]

🤘🏻

[ let's rock and rolllll!]

aaaction

[dishonests]

[ taking her parting emoji for a good sign, cassidy heads to the specified meeting place. it's the kind of beach-side restaurant that has a tiki bar and a view of the ocean, where they put little umbrellas in their drinks. he arrives in his loose white shirt that's cinched at the waist with a wide leather belt and tucked into his breeches.

when a quick scan of the restaurant fails to produce kenzi, cassidy pulls up to the bar and places an order for two drinks. they're blue and made primarily of rum, with a breezy coconut flavor that he feels in the hinge of his jaw. as he watches the door, he removes the little paper umbrella and sticks the toothpick end between his teeth. ]