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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

✓ ✕

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span> NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span> [back to random cuddlr ]
*Russians do it better.

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[moshennik]

Are you asking me out on a pizza date?

[disbands]

[A brief pause to double-check that 'date' means what he thinks it does.]

Yes.

[He doesn't even ask if she needs a chaperone. He's so modern now.]

[moshennik]

i accept your invitation.

[disbands]

I am delighted. When will you be available? I know that women of this age are often occupied with pursuits that I am not familiar with.

And I don't mean the theft.

[moshennik]

honey, i've got more free time than i know what to do with.

[disbands]

I find myself in similar straits.

How customary is it for vodka and pizza to be served in the same establishment?

[moshennik]

oh, i think we can make it happen. it sounds like a bar is the place we need to go. i just need to scope out the pizza landscape because you deserve good pizza for when you lose your pizza virginity

[disbands]

['Pizza virginity.' This is how lettered young women talk now.

Quite interesting, really.]

I didn't know there was such variance in quality. Pottage is usually just one whole thing.

Bars though, those I know. I could have sworn I went to a self-styled British spot the other week, but 'vodka' hadn't sounded like it at all.

[moshennik]

oh yeah, big differences. gas station pizza does not equal gourmet does not equal frozen pizza. all are good but in different ways.

yeah, we won't go to a british place, their pizza will not be good. and their vodka will be fine.

[disbands]

I am enlightened.

[moshennik]

not yet, but you will be.