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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

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*Russians do it better.

Comments

[moshennik]

russian

[sofar]

no shit? damn. i just know one language. you know two though? you must be smart as hell.

[moshennik]

i know a couple languages. helps with the whole con artist thing i had going on

[sofar]

be still my heart. had me at con man, darlin.

wow i never saw this notif.

[moshennik]

a fan of the con, yourself?

[sofar]

definitely am. and a lady con man to boot. i'm all tingly.

[moshennik]

hey cons are equal opportunities.

[sofar]

I agree. Just not that frequent back home.

[moshennik]

well home sounds boring.

[sofar]

Why I came here. I ain't a fan of boring. I like different.

[moshennik]

i'm not big on boring either.

[sofar]

You wanna come on over sometime and show me how not into boring you are?

[moshennik]

You don't beat around the bush, do you pal-o-mine? What if I was interested?

[sofar]

Beating around the bush just takes of time. In a land where you can wind up dead or jailed the next day.

Figured direct and forward as the best approach. Am I close or way off?

[moshennik]

It's kind of nice. Only my friends are that direct.

[sofar]

So, I'm on the right track then huh?

[moshennik]

For now.

[sofar]

For now? That's pretty damn ominous. Should I be worried?

[moshennik]

You can't con a con artist so... I might change my mind.

[sofar]

Don't I know it, sweetheart.

To answer that earlier question. If you were interested. Well, we'd have ourselves a very fine time. I'll let you wear my hat.

[moshennik]

Ummmm... why didn't you start with the hat?

[sofar]

Longer I'm here the more I'm starting to realize my hat is a pretty big selling point.

You could wear my hat all day. If ya want I can take the bullets outta my girls and let you have a go. Just don't drop them. They're delicate ladies.

[moshennik]

Your guns...? Are girls. Of course they are.

EXCUSE YOU KENZI. his ladies are the best.

[sofar]

Why wouldn't they be? They're more powerful than anything a man can handle. That's a lady through and through.

CLICHE JOSHIE BOY

[moshennik]

I guess that's a pretty good answer, as far as cheesy guns are female metaphors go.