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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

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*Russians do it better.

Comments

[sofar]

Feel free then, darlin. I'd let you have full reign over my hat for as long as you like.

[moshennik]

When and where, cowboy?

[ This is going to be dime-store romance novel awesome, she's decided.]

[sofar]

Anytime you want, darlin. My door is always open for that pretty face. Just come knocking. I'll be here.

[ He doesn't have a job which means that sitting around doing nothing works for him. ]

[moshennik]

I hope you know I'm going to use, like, every cowboy pun under the sun...

[sofar]

I look forward to your use of cowboy puns, sweetheart. I bet they'll be damn colorful.

[moshennik]

Something like that...

[sofar]

Gimme a sample. Gotta know what I'm getting into for puns.

[moshennik]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[sofar]

Well, it's a good thing you'll be wearing the hat while you're riding. You'll fit right in.

[moshennik]

[ She laughs, loudly, at that. Except, she's totally into it. ]

So will you. 😉

[sofar]

Goddamn, girl, pretty sure I'm in love.

[moshennik]

Wait till you see me in the hat.

[sofar]

Just the hat?

[moshennik]

I figured that was the idea. Just the hat and my heaving bosom.

[ YES. Time to fufill her Randy the Cowboy romance novel experience.]

[sofar]

[ Tell him all about these romance novels. ]

It'll be heaving alright. For all sorts of reasons.

[moshennik]

Prove it, Mr. I've Got a Great Hat

[ MAN SEMI-SEXTING IS AWESOME AND SHE IS GOOD AT IT.]

[sofar]

[ He doesn't even know what sexting is. Or semi-sexting. ]

What's say you hop on my face with the hat and give it a whirl?


[ But he does know how to talk. ]

[moshennik]

[ She actually says 'gross' out loud before she realizes... no, not gross.]

Where do you live?

how dare you kenzi

[sofar]

[ He's learned how to send his address on this thing. It took some time, but he figured it out. ]

I'm on the right track now huh?

she's immature.

[moshennik]

Getting warmer.

Busy now?

[sofar]

Not a thing to occupy my time, darlin. I'm all yours.

[moshennik]

I'll be there lickity split.

[ And she'll show up about ten minutes later, just as promised. She's only mad that she didn't have some kind of western themed outfit here for this booty call.

Knock-knock? ]

[sofar]

[ When he opens the door he's in a henley and jeans. His hat is sitting on the coffee table in the living room. He's not sure what he's expecting, but it's not that. He looks a little slack jawed at her outfit. Eyes starting from her legs and traveling up higher and higher. ]

Holy shit. [ She didn't need western theme to impress him. He lives western theme. This shit impresses him. ] Goddamn that's some skirt. Lord help me.

[moshennik]

[ For a moment, her confidence falters but it's barely longer than the span of a breath. Then she's back to smirking because Kenzi is proud of her fashion sense.]

Oh, right, you don't see this kind of thing a lot, huh?

[sofar]

[ Bustiers ain't that hard to come by. You see a lot of fancy ladies in those. But she's wearing it in a way he never thought possible. He's not sure what to make of her outfit fashion wise, but that ain't how he's seeing it. He's just seeing the leather skirt and her legs. The high as hell boots. He ain't never seen boots like that. How she walks in those is beyond him. Shit. ]

No, ma'am. [ He opens the door wider for her to come in. ] You're a whole different kind of new for me.