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[moshennik]

KENZI (23) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Русские делают это лучше*

✓ ✕

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span> NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span> [back to random cuddlr ]
*Russians do it better.

Comments

[init]

Only maybe? I'm humbled.

[moshennik]

don't worry, i don't always deflate egos.

[init]

Good. I admit everybody needs to be taken down a peg or two now and then, but narcissism is healthier than people make it out to be.

[moshennik]

so why would I want to sleep with you? besides the good hair and perfect features. sell yourself.

1/2

[init]

( ... )

2/2

[init]

You've never met anyone like me before. I can guarantee it.

[moshennik]

mysterious. i can dig it.

[init]

Tell me about yourself.

All I know is you're Russian, and I can infer that you like pizza.

[moshennik]

well here, i'm a basically a personal shopper for vex. i'm sure you've heard of him or met him, he's into hot guys. and girls. he and i come from the same world.

[init]

Oh! Yes, I know Vex.

( intimately. )

I'd never have guessed he'd have a personal shopper.

[moshennik]

I'm going to hope for your sake that wasn't a crack at his style.

[init]

Of course it wasn't. It suits him.

My point is that

( this is going to sound so stupid )

he just seems like he popped out of the earth wearing exactly what he's wearing.

[moshennik]

[ nope, not stupid. and SO much better than the path she thought he was going down.]

he does, doesn't he? i mean, i didn't make his style, i just happen to know how to shop for it.

[init]

You do a good job, then. It's very organic.

[moshennik]

flattery is the right way to a girl's... heart.

[init]

I'm on the right track, then. :)

What's your world like? Different to mine, I assume.

[moshennik]

I don't know what your world is like but... we've got fae. So shit be bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[init]

I don't know what fae are. Fairies? The Swedish is 'fe'.

[moshennik]

some of them are fairies. it's just like... magic people. like vampires and shifters, things that go bump in the night and under your bed, etc.

[init]

Right. Well, we definitely don't have those. My world seems far more mundane.

There are extraordinary people, but there's nothing supernatural.

[moshennik]

That YOU know of

[init]

Now you're making me paranoid.

[moshennik]

The world is a freaky deaky place, boy wonder. Trust me, I know.

[init]

You must be some kind of authority by this point, no?

[moshennik]

I'm just a human girl livin' in a fae world, TDubs.