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[moshennik]

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[vexy]

i'm bored

tell me about the best lay you've ever had

[moshennik]

u of course. 😉

[vexy]

[ Guess who legit burst out laughing? This fae right over here. ]

LOL

i love you, you little minx, you lie so good

then again, that closet sex... hmmmmmmmmm...

[moshennik]

PFFFT more like the movie theater bathroom sex...

[vexy]

you naughty thing! we were roleplaying then too. bloody hell, i came so hard.

why aren't we dating again????

[moshennik]

because we're bffs 4 lyfeeeeeeee.

[vexy]

oh that's right, bros before hos or whatever they say

still, seems to me like we'd be shagging 24/7

[moshennik]

i don't look good walking crooked. it does nothing for my ass

[vexy]

i could do something for your ass, you minx

speaking of, having fun with all the seaweed?

[moshennik]

OH, YEAH. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. BTW.

stop tricking my boyfriend

[vexy]

[ bahahaha. ]

what do you mean??? i thought all Sirens loved seaweed?????

[moshennik]

stop taking advantage of his love for me, you tool.

it wasn't funny.

it was kind of funny.

[vexy]

he came to me alright?

isn't my fault you didn't warn him ;-)

[moshennik]

i thought he could smell bullshit...

then again, he's dating me.

[vexy]

you stole my line ;-)

but seriously: best sex of your life? sven doesn't count bc you're in looooove

[moshennik]

so no barclay. i was pretty vanilla back home. nate was amazing. there was this one italian stallion guy when i was 19. that man could fuck for hours. and holy shit. huge.

but at the risk of stroking your already ENGORGED ego it's you. i wasn't kidding.

[vexy]

[ stare. reread. stare.

oh.

he actually feels good about that answer ;; ]

well naturally i'm the best ;-P

[ Here's Vex, being flip about something that gave him Feelings. What else is new? ]

tell me about mr italian stallion, details darling. what did he look like? how long could you go before you had to stick your hands down his pants?

doesn't it chafe after a few hours? ;-)

[moshennik]

[ catchin' feels!!!!!]

you know the guy who played a werewolf on that hbo show? like that. he looked like that. abs worth licking.

and no chafing.... we took breaks! the man COULD fuck for hours, he didn't exactly do it for hours. and we only did it like... twice before he skipped town.

[vexy]

werewolf on hbo show doesn't narrow it down, darling, but he sounds dishy

twice is better than once, i always like to go for seconds. well no, not always. there was this fae that was made of ooze i didn't go back for.

how is sven in that department? or his abs at least

[moshennik]

you know, the one with the serious abs.

ew, gross. don't even want to know how that worked....

except i kinda do.

his body is perfect. he's so tall and he's a tree i like to climb. or ride.

[vexy]

i have serious abs ;-)

it didn't work, not well anyway

you sure? he seems the sort who would laze around on the couch all day like you

[moshennik]

no this was like a eight pack.

psh! not a chance, mr. green eyed monster. he's a lithe god, that man of mine.

[vexy]

oh i'll never get there, that's work

lithe, eh? i like em voluptuous

[moshennik]

well worth it.

i like 'em tall AF and how as hell.

[vexy]

what was your opinion of the tall guy in the flowerpot last halloween?

Will said he was a fantastic shag with a huge dick but he seems too big, you know?