so no barclay. i was pretty vanilla back home. nate was amazing. there was this one italian stallion guy when i was 19. that man could fuck for hours. and holy shit. huge.
but at the risk of stroking your already ENGORGED ego it's you. i wasn't kidding.
[ catchin' feels!!!!!] you know the guy who played a werewolf on that hbo show? like that. he looked like that. abs worth licking.
and no chafing.... we took breaks! the man COULD fuck for hours, he didn't exactly do it for hours. and we only did it like... twice before he skipped town.
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stop tricking my boyfriend
what do you mean??? i thought all Sirens loved seaweed?????
it wasn't funny.
it was kind of funny.
isn't my fault you didn't warn him ;-)
then again, he's dating me.
but seriously: best sex of your life? sven doesn't count bc you're in looooove
but at the risk of stroking your already ENGORGED ego it's you. i wasn't kidding.
oh.
he actually feels good about that answer ;; ]
well naturally i'm the best ;-P
[ Here's Vex, being flip about something that gave him Feelings. What else is new? ]
tell me about mr italian stallion, details darling. what did he look like? how long could you go before you had to stick your hands down his pants?
doesn't it chafe after a few hours? ;-)
you know the guy who played a werewolf on that hbo show? like that. he looked like that. abs worth licking.
and no chafing.... we took breaks! the man COULD fuck for hours, he didn't exactly do it for hours. and we only did it like... twice before he skipped town.
twice is better than once, i always like to go for seconds. well no, not always. there was this fae that was made of ooze i didn't go back for.
how is sven in that department? or his abs at least
ew, gross. don't even want to know how that worked....
except i kinda do.
his body is perfect. he's so tall and he's a tree i like to climb. or ride.
it didn't work, not well anyway
you sure? he seems the sort who would laze around on the couch all day like you
psh! not a chance, mr. green eyed monster. he's a lithe god, that man of mine.
lithe, eh? i like em voluptuous
i like 'em tall AF and how as hell.
Will said he was a fantastic shag with a huge dick but he seems too big, you know?
too big.
Will gushed about him like he was the best thing sonce sliced bread
bet it's the incubus thing, or maybe Will just likes meatheads. but then why's he with Nico aka boy Kenzi?
also... is someone a little jealous?
what?? me?? over what???
nico and his monster huge boy toy
no it's WILL and his monster huge boy toy. Will is Nico's blonde arm candy sunshine boy, kept me company whilst Nico wasn't here
but if you want to spread the rumor that i'm pining for Nico go ahead, it's a popular one