moshennik | (no subject)

OH, YEAH. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. BTW.

stop tricking my boyfriend

[ bahahaha. ]

what do you mean??? i thought all Sirens loved seaweed?????

stop taking advantage of his love for me, you tool.

it wasn't funny.

it was kind of funny.

he came to me alright?

isn't my fault you didn't warn him ;-)

i thought he could smell bullshit...

then again, he's dating me.

you stole my line ;-)

but seriously: best sex of your life? sven doesn't count bc you're in looooove

so no barclay. i was pretty vanilla back home. nate was amazing. there was this one italian stallion guy when i was 19. that man could fuck for hours. and holy shit. huge.

but at the risk of stroking your already ENGORGED ego it's you. i wasn't kidding.

[ stare. reread. stare.

oh.

he actually feels good about that answer ;; ]

well naturally i'm the best ;-P

[ Here's Vex, being flip about something that gave him Feelings. What else is new? ]

tell me about mr italian stallion, details darling. what did he look like? how long could you go before you had to stick your hands down his pants?

doesn't it chafe after a few hours? ;-)

[ catchin' feels!!!!!]

you know the guy who played a werewolf on that hbo show? like that. he looked like that. abs worth licking.

and no chafing.... we took breaks! the man COULD fuck for hours, he didn't exactly do it for hours. and we only did it like... twice before he skipped town.

werewolf on hbo show doesn't narrow it down, darling, but he sounds dishy

twice is better than once, i always like to go for seconds. well no, not always. there was this fae that was made of ooze i didn't go back for.

how is sven in that department? or his abs at least

you know, the one with the serious abs.

ew, gross. don't even want to know how that worked....

except i kinda do.

his body is perfect. he's so tall and he's a tree i like to climb. or ride.

i have serious abs ;-)

it didn't work, not well anyway

you sure? he seems the sort who would laze around on the couch all day like you

no this was like a eight pack.

psh! not a chance, mr. green eyed monster. he's a lithe god, that man of mine.

oh i'll never get there, that's work

lithe, eh? i like em voluptuous

well worth it.

i like 'em tall AF and how as hell.

what was your opinion of the tall guy in the flowerpot last halloween?

Will said he was a fantastic shag with a huge dick but he seems too big, you know?

which guy?

uh how could you miss him? tall, dressed up like a flower in a flower pot, bald head, big smile, incubus apparently

oh you mean the guy who looked like a pro wrestler?

too big.

thank you! exactly!

Will gushed about him like he was the best thing sonce sliced bread

bet it's the incubus thing, or maybe Will just likes meatheads. but then why's he with Nico aka boy Kenzi?

don't incubuses like... cum death or something?

also... is someone a little jealous?

incubus is the male version of succubus so.... yes?

what?? me?? over what???

so would the earth explode if he and bo did the do?

nico and his monster huge boy toy

i think when two sex fae shag they drain each other ragged. gotta have a difference slice of meat in that sandwich, like me ;-)

no it's WILL and his monster huge boy toy. Will is Nico's blonde arm candy sunshine boy, kept me company whilst Nico wasn't here

but if you want to spread the rumor that i'm pining for Nico go ahead, it's a popular one

i didn't say pining. i thought you guys were BFF4LYFE