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[moshennik]

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[vexy]

guess what

[moshennik]

chicken butt?

[vexy]

pizza slut

i have a new lover

again

3rd time's the charm?

[moshennik]

omg i am a pizza slut.


wait really? TELL ME EVERYTHING. over drinks. or pizza. or both.

[vexy]

yes you are

i will-- this weekend. going to the party on sunday?

can't right now, he's not letting me go ;-)

remember the fireman from the halloween party? that fellow

[ and he sends her a link to Wyatt's syncr. ]

[moshennik]

excuse. i call bff privilege. i want gossip and drinks.

and yes, i'm going to the party. AND no, i do not remember him but then again, i barely remember most of that night.

[ please hold. ]

holy shit....

[vexy]

and i call "i can't move because this gorgeous bloke kees shagging me silly". werewolf stamina, i can barely keep up.

yes he's a bit Mark 2.0 i have a type, i suppose. fresh faced teens.

[moshennik]

BOOOOO.

[ she wants to say that no one can replace mark but... she doesn't want to ruin the mood so...]

noooo, you? a type? never.

[vexy]

i can't feel my legs and it's woooooooonderful ;-) youre jealous

ha ha ha

what is it about me that i attract these delicious young creatures?

[moshennik]

i am not. i get mine, tyvm.

also i got barclay a fucking boat.


you're a creeper.

[vexy]

the boat fucks him? ;-)

is it a pirate ship? do you two roleplay on it? does he tear your bodice only to be disappointed by your tiny knockers?

young fit boys like creepers, eh? i'll take that

[moshennik]

it looks kind of like one. and THAT is none of your business. and you never seemed to complain about my boobs.

[vexy]

oh that's because i like boys too. does sven?

hint: if he dresses you like a cabin boy....

[moshennik]

okay, buttface don't be a dick

[vexy]

who, me? ;-)

[moshennik]

YEPPERS. don't get cocky just because you're getting laid on the reg now.

[vexy]

i deserve to be cocky: look at his body!!!!

[moshennik]

his body IS rockin

[vexy]

i've been rockin him and hes been rockin me almost nonstop since yesterday

i can't remember if i've eaten anything but arse since

[moshennik]

okay TMI on the eating ass part.

but should i send you a fruit basket?

[vexy]

oh i haven't even BEGUN to tmi

sounds delish. soft ones so i can squeeze the juice on his chest

[moshennik]

ugh fine, pizza delivery it is.

[vexy]

if you think i cant turn pizza deviant then you severely underestimate me, luv

[moshennik]

DON'T DEFILE PIZZA THAT WAY

[vexy]

darling bad 1970s pornos already did that

maam did you order this pizza with extra thick sausage