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moshennik: (skeptical ✘ excuse)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:07 am (UTC)
*a married pizza woman?
vexy: (wink)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:08 am (UTC)
*a pizza siren
moshennik: (eating ✘ gonna be sick)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:09 am (UTC)
*a vegan with mange.
vexy: (laugh)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:15 am (UTC)
*kenzi with mange
moshennik: (smile ✘ humble)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:15 am (UTC)
sorry i'm not a werewolf
vexy: (naughty)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:16 am (UTC)
yeah you weren't furry

last i checked anyway

do pirates like bush more?
moshennik: (smile ✘ humble)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:17 am (UTC)
idk you'll have to ask a pirate.
vexy: (5-stare)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:19 am (UTC)
is this just "vex needs to gossip to kenzi but kenzi gives up no deets"?
moshennik: (smile ✘ over the shoulder)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:22 am (UTC)
no. if you're talking specifics then yes, he likes my lady bits.
vexy: (squint)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:24 am (UTC)
of course i'm talking specifics! well there's that

mine's been a jungle since i got here
moshennik: (listen ✘ awwwkward)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:25 am (UTC)
your lady bits?
vexy: (kenz)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:33 am (UTC)
what else? ;-)
moshennik: (smile ✘ vex)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:39 am (UTC)
beatin' the p up.
vexy: (squint)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:46 am (UTC)
that's what i do

i feel like i need a lawnmower
moshennik: (Default)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:49 am (UTC)
what?
vexy: (clever dick)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:58 am (UTC)
for the bush! to mow it all down
moshennik: (skeptical ✘ smile ✘ okay sure)
Jan. 6th, 2018 02:59 am (UTC)
does your hair grow every time you bang?
vexy: (listening)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:06 am (UTC)
no i've just let it grow wild here

you don't have a waxer you go to, do you?
moshennik: (booze ✘ martini)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:07 am (UTC)
[ she sends him the name of one because DUH SHE DOES.]

tell her i sent you but first apologize to her.
vexy: (squint)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:08 am (UTC)
you know me better than that ;-)
moshennik: (smile ✘ about to laugh)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:09 am (UTC)
she won't make you suffer if you don't.
vexy: (*collar-pleased)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:10 am (UTC)
do you even remember who you're talking to?
moshennik: (smile ✘ sup)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:18 am (UTC)
read what i said again. she won't make you suffer if you don't apologize.

she's a waxer and a dominatrix
vexy: (5-laugh)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:19 am (UTC)
[ pause.

reread.

BLISSFUL SIGH. ]


i love you
moshennik: (listen ✘ smug ✘ watching you)
Jan. 6th, 2018 03:20 am (UTC)
YOU'RE WELCOME.

😎