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[moshennik]

it means i got the POWERAH of the baby jesus in my fingers!

[oorah]

emphasis on baby

[moshennik]

exactly.

but hey, i'd like to see you make holy water.

if you make a pee joke, i'm gonna toilet paper your room

[oorah]

if it worked for you why not me
we're both shitty lapsed catholics

[moshennik]

but i'm an ORDAINED shitty lapsed catholic

[oorah]

is that why it worked? did you get that online certificate

[moshennik]

hells yeah i did

[oorah]

👌👌👌

[moshennik]

😇👉👌

[oorah]

i'm gonna save my sanity instead of translating that

wait what does a vampire want with diet holy water anyway

[moshennik]

it's basically like bug spray for a vampire

[oorah]

is there another vampire he doesn't like or something?

[moshennik]

he seemed to want it for himself. probably for the whole hungry vampire thing.

[oorah]

i'm not following

[moshennik]

holy water is bad for vampires. it's like bug spray. or an acid bath.

[oorah]

got that part
what i don't get is why a vamp would want it

[moshennik]

he might be giving it to the people he feeds off of to keep them safe. or maybe he's into kinky shit.

[oorah]

OK sorry i asked