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Apr. 30th, 2018 at 4:56 PM
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oorah: (☠︎382)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 02:24 am (UTC)

un:castiglione

you said there are vampires on your world right
moshennik: (listen ✘ sass ✘ what the what)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 02:26 am (UTC)
yeah. porque?
oorah: (☠︎083)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 02:31 am (UTC)
you see the post on the network?
moshennik: (sass ✘ ew ✘ what)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 02:34 am (UTC)
i have now.


shitballs.
oorah: (☠︎033)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 02:38 am (UTC)
that's my moron friend who just volunteered as tribute

how fucked is he
moshennik: (skeptical ✘ we're at bitch now)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 02:42 am (UTC)
depends on the vampire and how much control he's got. but in my experience, vampires are no good and they see humans as food. that's how most fae are, dark and light

Edited 2018-05-25 02:43 am (UTC)
oorah: (☠︎033)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 02:47 am (UTC)
i was afraid you'd say that
moshennik: (smile ✘ well)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 02:48 am (UTC)
i just volunteered to make him some holy water. if it works, i'm making extra for your friend.
oorah: (☠︎067)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 02:54 am (UTC)
can't we do something more proactive

i've seen buffy the vampire slayer OK

[ he's READY ]
moshennik: (skeptical ✘ what the fuq)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 02:58 am (UTC)
have you seen any wood around here?

and if you find garlic don't waste it on a vampire. give it to whoever this place calls a cook.
oorah: (☠︎084)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 03:19 am (UTC)
what about beheading

[ it's a particular fave of his ]
moshennik: (skeptical ✘ just found out)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 03:21 am (UTC)
let's not start those so early.

i'm going to meet him in 15.
oorah: (☠︎167)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 03:22 am (UTC)
do you need backup
moshennik: (smile ✘ well)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 03:23 am (UTC)
we're meeting at the bar. if i don't text you back in like an hour. AVENGE ME.
oorah: (☠︎129)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 03:24 am (UTC)
consider it done
moshennik: (sass ✘ wait a second finger)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 25th, 2018 04:07 am (UTC)
[ some time later.]

STILL ALIVE. and apparently i can make diet holy water.
oorah: (☠︎323)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 25th, 2018 12:29 pm (UTC)
do i even wanna know what that means
moshennik: (eating ✘ finger lickin')
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 26th, 2018 07:35 pm (UTC)
it's less like acid and more like boiling water.
oorah: (☠︎101)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 26th, 2018 07:36 pm (UTC)
oh. good job? i guess
moshennik: (booze ✘ sass ✘ beer)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 26th, 2018 07:37 pm (UTC)
it means i got the POWERAH of the baby jesus in my fingers!
oorah: (☠︎044)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 26th, 2018 07:47 pm (UTC)
emphasis on baby
moshennik: (sass ✘ advice face)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 26th, 2018 07:48 pm (UTC)
exactly.

but hey, i'd like to see you make holy water.

if you make a pee joke, i'm gonna toilet paper your room
oorah: (☠︎319)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 26th, 2018 08:01 pm (UTC)
if it worked for you why not me
we're both shitty lapsed catholics
moshennik: (smile ✘ humble)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 26th, 2018 08:03 pm (UTC)
but i'm an ORDAINED shitty lapsed catholic
oorah: (☠︎037)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 26th, 2018 08:17 pm (UTC)
is that why it worked? did you get that online certificate
moshennik: (sass ✘ smile ✘ fingerguns)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 26th, 2018 08:20 pm (UTC)
hells yeah i did
oorah: (☠︎030)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 26th, 2018 08:21 pm (UTC)
👌👌👌
moshennik: (around ✘ faker)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 26th, 2018 08:25 pm (UTC)
😇👉👌
oorah: (☠︎033)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 27th, 2018 10:56 pm (UTC)
i'm gonna save my sanity instead of translating that

wait what does a vampire want with diet holy water anyway
moshennik: (Default)
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May. 27th, 2018 11:01 pm (UTC)
it's basically like bug spray for a vampire
oorah: (086)
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May. 27th, 2018 11:07 pm (UTC)
is there another vampire he doesn't like or something?
moshennik: (eating ✘ awkward)
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May. 27th, 2018 11:09 pm (UTC)
he seemed to want it for himself. probably for the whole hungry vampire thing.
oorah: (Default)
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May. 28th, 2018 08:00 am (UTC)
i'm not following
moshennik: (listen ✘ smug ✘ watching you)
[personal profile] moshennik
May. 28th, 2018 03:34 pm (UTC)
holy water is bad for vampires. it's like bug spray. or an acid bath.
oorah: (Default)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 28th, 2018 04:53 pm (UTC)
got that part
what i don't get is why a vamp would want it
moshennik: (eating ✘ awkward)
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May. 28th, 2018 04:56 pm (UTC)
he might be giving it to the people he feeds off of to keep them safe. or maybe he's into kinky shit.
oorah: (☠︎033)
[personal profile] oorah
May. 30th, 2018 08:24 pm (UTC)
OK sorry i asked
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