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moshennik: (smile ✘ well)
May. 25th, 2018 03:23 am (UTC)
we're meeting at the bar. if i don't text you back in like an hour. AVENGE ME.
oorah: (☠︎129)
May. 25th, 2018 03:24 am (UTC)
consider it done
moshennik: (sass ✘ wait a second finger)
May. 25th, 2018 04:07 am (UTC)
[ some time later.]

STILL ALIVE. and apparently i can make diet holy water.
oorah: (☠︎323)
May. 25th, 2018 12:29 pm (UTC)
do i even wanna know what that means
moshennik: (eating ✘ finger lickin')
May. 26th, 2018 07:35 pm (UTC)
it's less like acid and more like boiling water.
oorah: (☠︎101)
May. 26th, 2018 07:36 pm (UTC)
oh. good job? i guess
moshennik: (booze ✘ sass ✘  beer)
May. 26th, 2018 07:37 pm (UTC)
it means i got the POWERAH of the baby jesus in my fingers!
oorah: (☠︎044)
May. 26th, 2018 07:47 pm (UTC)
emphasis on baby
moshennik: (sass ✘ advice face)
May. 26th, 2018 07:48 pm (UTC)
exactly.

but hey, i'd like to see you make holy water.

if you make a pee joke, i'm gonna toilet paper your room
oorah: (☠︎319)
May. 26th, 2018 08:01 pm (UTC)
if it worked for you why not me
we're both shitty lapsed catholics
moshennik: (smile ✘ humble)
May. 26th, 2018 08:03 pm (UTC)
but i'm an ORDAINED shitty lapsed catholic
oorah: (☠︎037)
May. 26th, 2018 08:17 pm (UTC)
is that why it worked? did you get that online certificate
moshennik: (sass ✘ smile ✘ fingerguns)
May. 26th, 2018 08:20 pm (UTC)
hells yeah i did
oorah: (☠︎030)
May. 26th, 2018 08:21 pm (UTC)
👌👌👌
moshennik: (around ✘ faker)
May. 26th, 2018 08:25 pm (UTC)
😇👉👌
oorah: (☠︎033)
May. 27th, 2018 10:56 pm (UTC)
i'm gonna save my sanity instead of translating that

wait what does a vampire want with diet holy water anyway
moshennik: (Default)
May. 27th, 2018 11:01 pm (UTC)
it's basically like bug spray for a vampire
oorah: (086)
May. 27th, 2018 11:07 pm (UTC)
is there another vampire he doesn't like or something?
moshennik: (eating ✘ awkward)
May. 27th, 2018 11:09 pm (UTC)
he seemed to want it for himself. probably for the whole hungry vampire thing.
oorah: (Default)
May. 28th, 2018 08:00 am (UTC)
i'm not following
moshennik: (listen ✘ smug ✘ watching you)
May. 28th, 2018 03:34 pm (UTC)
holy water is bad for vampires. it's like bug spray. or an acid bath.
oorah: (Default)
May. 28th, 2018 04:53 pm (UTC)
got that part
what i don't get is why a vamp would want it
moshennik: (eating ✘ awkward)
May. 28th, 2018 04:56 pm (UTC)
he might be giving it to the people he feeds off of to keep them safe. or maybe he's into kinky shit.
oorah: (☠︎033)
May. 30th, 2018 08:24 pm (UTC)
OK sorry i asked