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KENZI (23)

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Русские делают это лучше*

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*Russians do it better.

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So, trying new things, huh?

Then my lips are sealed.

So is the pizza emoji a subtle hint about where to take you on dinner dates?

My friends might tell you I'm not the best at subtle. But yes. 🍕 = 😍

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am i supposed to be reading into it?

[ It's a joke. Sorta. By Derek Hale standards. ]

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you can read it as: you're hot

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[ a pirate and he has puns in his profile? she's all in.]

100 points to you and your cuddlr profile. actually 1000 points to your everything.

[ he's not responsible for the puns but they seem to work well, so. he's kept them. ]

You're as generous as you are beautiful, Miss Kenzi. Might I ask, what be the meaning behind your profile?

Well aren't you smooth?

Pizza. I am a fan of it. I wasn't really sure what else to put that matters.

I reckon you get many solicitations for pizza dinners.

[ it's genius, really. ]

What be your favorite thing to put atop pizza? The possibilities are myriad, as I've come to learn.

It's been known to happen. :)

Anything but green peppers. They have no business being on a pizza.

A woman with adventurous tastes. ;) What other foods do you enjoy, besides pizza?

Burgers, fries, any junk food that I can get my hands on. I mean don't get me wrong, I have a sophisticated palate, I like lobster and steak and quiche but I can also eat a gas station hot dog and be happy.

Versatile, as well. Be there aught that you dislike, other than green peppers on pizza? I wish to know what to avoid should I entreat you to join me for dinner.

[ oh ho, cue a selfish satisfied smile.]

Well... I'm not a vegan. Or one of those gluten or sugar or carb free people, I like my food real.

[ basically she's a food dumpster, cap.]

Oh... no monkey brains or any kind of liver. Ex-may on the eating weird organs-ay.

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[ it's just as well that she's none of those things, since they kind of go over cassidy's head. food dumpster is more his style. ]

No? The brain be the best part of the monkey, by far.

[ is he kidding? who knows. ( he's kidding. ) ]

i feel like you've might have actually had monkey brains... as a pirate.

It ain't bad once it's cooked and salted, assuming there be salt to spare. One of the better animal brains, if you ask me. I've not found one establishment here what serves it, and more's the pity.