Burgers, fries, any junk food that I can get my hands on. I mean don't get me wrong, I have a sophisticated palate, I like lobster and steak and quiche but I can also eat a gas station hot dog and be happy.
[ hotstuff. that's a first. he didn't think it was possible to find her any more adorable than he already did, and yet. ]
Now that'd be an offer I couldn't refuse.
[ he thinks for a moment, and then writes, ]
There be a restaurant on the ocean what serves some of the typical fare you described. Burgers and fries and belike. Add to this, they serve a variety of fine drinks.
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[ a pirate and he has puns in his profile? she's all in.]
100 points to you and your cuddlr profile. actually 1000 points to your everything.
You're as generous as you are beautiful, Miss Kenzi. Might I ask, what be the meaning behind your profile?
Pizza. I am a fan of it. I wasn't really sure what else to put that matters.
[ it's genius, really. ]
What be your favorite thing to put atop pizza? The possibilities are myriad, as I've come to learn.
Anything but green peppers. They have no business being on a pizza.
What other foods do you enjoy, besides pizza?
I wish to know what to avoid should I entreat you to join me for dinner.
Well... I'm not a vegan. Or one of those gluten or sugar or carb free people, I like my food real.
[ basically she's a food dumpster, cap.]
Oh... no monkey brains or any kind of liver. Ex-may on the eating weird organs-ay.
Edited 2016-09-06 08:21 pm (UTC)
No? The brain be the best part of the monkey, by far.
[ is he kidding? who knows. ( he's kidding. ) ]
I've not found one establishment here what serves it, and more's the pity.
[ and that one's the truth. ]
So are you going to ask me out? Or should I ask you?
Hey hotstuff, want to go out on a date with me and nibble on some grub?
Now that'd be an offer I couldn't refuse.
[ he thinks for a moment, and then writes, ]
There be a restaurant on the ocean what serves some of the typical fare you described. Burgers and fries and belike. Add to this, they serve a variety of fine drinks.
Would such a place suit you?