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[moshennik]

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[moshennik]

*a married pizza woman?

[vexy]

*a pizza siren

[moshennik]

*a vegan with mange.

[vexy]

*kenzi with mange

[moshennik]

sorry i'm not a werewolf

[vexy]

yeah you weren't furry

last i checked anyway

do pirates like bush more?

[moshennik]

idk you'll have to ask a pirate.

[vexy]

is this just "vex needs to gossip to kenzi but kenzi gives up no deets"?

[moshennik]

no. if you're talking specifics then yes, he likes my lady bits.

[vexy]

of course i'm talking specifics! well there's that

mine's been a jungle since i got here

[moshennik]

your lady bits?

[vexy]

what else? ;-)

[moshennik]

beatin' the p up.

[vexy]

that's what i do

i feel like i need a lawnmower

[moshennik]

what?

[vexy]

for the bush! to mow it all down

[moshennik]

does your hair grow every time you bang?

[vexy]

no i've just let it grow wild here

you don't have a waxer you go to, do you?

[moshennik]

[ she sends him the name of one because DUH SHE DOES.]

tell her i sent you but first apologize to her.

[vexy]

you know me better than that ;-)

[moshennik]

she won't make you suffer if you don't.

[vexy]

do you even remember who you're talking to?

[moshennik]

read what i said again. she won't make you suffer if you don't apologize.

she's a waxer and a dominatrix

[vexy]

[ pause.

reread.

BLISSFUL SIGH. ]

i love you

[moshennik]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

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