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moshennik
2018-05-25 02:34 am (UTC)
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i have now.
shitballs.
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oorah
2018-05-25 02:38 am (UTC)
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that's my moron friend who just volunteered as tribute
how fucked is he
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moshennik
2018-05-25 02:42 am (UTC)
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depends on the vampire and how much control he's got. but in my experience, vampires are no good and they see humans as food. that's how most fae are, dark and light
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2018-05-25 02:43 (UTC)
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oorah
2018-05-25 02:47 am (UTC)
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i was afraid you'd say that
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moshennik
2018-05-25 02:48 am (UTC)
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i just volunteered to make him some holy water. if it works, i'm making extra for your friend.
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oorah
2018-05-25 02:54 am (UTC)
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can't we do something more proactive
i've seen buffy the vampire slayer OK
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moshennik
2018-05-25 02:58 am (UTC)
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have you seen any wood around here?
and if you find garlic don't waste it on a vampire. give it to whoever this place calls a cook.
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oorah
2018-05-25 03:19 am (UTC)
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what about beheading
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moshennik
2018-05-25 03:21 am (UTC)
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let's not start those so early.
i'm going to meet him in 15.
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oorah
2018-05-25 03:22 am (UTC)
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do you need backup
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moshennik
2018-05-25 03:23 am (UTC)
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we're meeting at the bar. if i don't text you back in like an hour. AVENGE ME.
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oorah
2018-05-25 03:24 am (UTC)
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consider it done
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moshennik
2018-05-25 04:07 am (UTC)
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[ some time later.]
STILL ALIVE. and apparently i can make diet holy water.
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oorah
2018-05-25 12:29 pm (UTC)
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do i even wanna know what that means
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moshennik
2018-05-26 07:35 pm (UTC)
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it's less like acid and more like boiling water.
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oorah
2018-05-26 07:36 pm (UTC)
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oh. good job? i guess
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moshennik
2018-05-26 07:37 pm (UTC)
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it means i got the POWERAH of the baby jesus in my fingers!
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oorah
2018-05-26 07:47 pm (UTC)
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emphasis on baby
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moshennik
2018-05-26 07:48 pm (UTC)
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exactly.
but hey, i'd like to see you make holy water.
if you make a pee joke, i'm gonna toilet paper your room
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oorah
2018-05-26 08:01 pm (UTC)
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if it worked for you why not me
we're both shitty lapsed catholics
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moshennik
2018-05-26 08:03 pm (UTC)
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but i'm an ORDAINED shitty lapsed catholic
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oorah
2018-05-26 08:17 pm (UTC)
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is that why it worked? did you get that online certificate
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moshennik
2018-05-26 08:20 pm (UTC)
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hells yeah i did
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oorah
2018-05-26 08:21 pm (UTC)
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👌👌👌
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moshennik
2018-05-26 08:25 pm (UTC)
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😇👉👌
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oorah
2018-05-27 10:56 pm (UTC)
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i'm gonna save my sanity instead of translating that
wait what does a vampire want with diet holy water anyway
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moshennik
2018-05-27 11:01 pm (UTC)
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it's basically like bug spray for a vampire
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oorah
2018-05-27 11:07 pm (UTC)
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is there another vampire he doesn't like or something?
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moshennik
2018-05-27 11:09 pm (UTC)
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he seemed to want it for himself. probably for the whole hungry vampire thing.
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oorah
2018-05-28 08:00 am (UTC)
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i'm not following
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moshennik
2018-05-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
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holy water is bad for vampires. it's like bug spray. or an acid bath.
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oorah
2018-05-28 04:53 pm (UTC)
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got that part
what i don't get is why a vamp would want it
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moshennik
2018-05-28 04:56 pm (UTC)
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he might be giving it to the people he feeds off of to keep them safe. or maybe he's into kinky shit.
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oorah
2018-05-30 08:24 pm (UTC)
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OK sorry i asked
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shitballs.
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how fucked is he
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i've seen buffy the vampire slayer OK
[ he's READY ]
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and if you find garlic don't waste it on a vampire. give it to whoever this place calls a cook.
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[ it's a particular fave of his ]
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i'm going to meet him in 15.
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STILL ALIVE. and apparently i can make diet holy water.
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but hey, i'd like to see you make holy water.
if you make a pee joke, i'm gonna toilet paper your room
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we're both shitty lapsed catholics
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wait what does a vampire want with diet holy water anyway
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what i don't get is why a vamp would want it
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