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i just volunteered to make him some holy water. if it works, i'm making extra for your friend.

can't we do something more proactive

i've seen buffy the vampire slayer OK

[ he's READY ]

have you seen any wood around here?

and if you find garlic don't waste it on a vampire. give it to whoever this place calls a cook.

what about beheading

[ it's a particular fave of his ]

let's not start those so early.

i'm going to meet him in 15.

do you need backup

we're meeting at the bar. if i don't text you back in like an hour. AVENGE ME.

consider it done

[ some time later.]

STILL ALIVE. and apparently i can make diet holy water.

do i even wanna know what that means

it's less like acid and more like boiling water.

oh. good job? i guess

it means i got the POWERAH of the baby jesus in my fingers!

emphasis on baby

exactly.

but hey, i'd like to see you make holy water.

if you make a pee joke, i'm gonna toilet paper your room

if it worked for you why not me
we're both shitty lapsed catholics

but i'm an ORDAINED shitty lapsed catholic

is that why it worked? did you get that online certificate

hells yeah i did

👌👌👌

😇👉👌

i'm gonna save my sanity instead of translating that

wait what does a vampire want with diet holy water anyway

it's basically like bug spray for a vampire

is there another vampire he doesn't like or something?

he seemed to want it for himself. probably for the whole hungry vampire thing.

i'm not following

holy water is bad for vampires. it's like bug spray. or an acid bath.

got that part
what i don't get is why a vamp would want it

he might be giving it to the people he feeds off of to keep them safe. or maybe he's into kinky shit.

OK sorry i asked

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